I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Non-Jews are for practice
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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