Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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