I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need to calm my uterus...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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