Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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