Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
