U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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