She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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