Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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