Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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