is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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