What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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