Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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