This girl is more easily done than said...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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