Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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