im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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