I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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