just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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