I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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