shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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