I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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