You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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