You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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