whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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