hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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