"it" just moved
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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