absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think my moral compass just broke
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