16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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