Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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