if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Everclear isn't food dammit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm always down for nudity.
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