We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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