I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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