i jhust puked up my retainher.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Randomize