Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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