I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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