At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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