and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just tell him i said nine months
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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