Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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