Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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