Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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