I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
