We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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