she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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