Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I need you to use more vowels.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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