You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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