i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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