high people should be assigned attendants
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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