We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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