just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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