he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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