God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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