i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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