i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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