im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
