We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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