Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks