That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?