how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement