Will you blow on my dice?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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